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canckles
First kid in food court - "Dude, look at the canckles on that mall rat..."
Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"
Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"
canckles by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007
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potato canckles
The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.
First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
potato canckles by Rawtalent March 24, 2020
WoW Cankles
Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.
WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011
Cankles
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003
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canklesaurus
NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)
A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."
canklesaurus by ZooBG May 14, 2010
Cankles
Cankles by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015
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