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The person that often wears glasses ...his name is Jonny Alerts....he is on musically....he dyed his hair ...yellow is the front ONLY...he is a comedian.,,.he act as weird...I followed him ....he showed his eyes once in a live ...he replies to EARLY comments ....yea I watc him .he has enough has had Instagram like normal peeps ..idk if he plays fortnite or ROBLOX oh wait roblox is for 7 years old peeps and he is like 16 or 17 ...he lives with his family ....you will like him if you like trash ...no he is actaully a good comedian
I didn’t want to put an example since there is no way I can give an example for the above ...cuz epirabm dickshinary didn’t let me do that CAN.D
can.d by What do you want September 9, 2018
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can d bar 

When a dumbass teacher doesn't know how to pronounce candy bar
Imma eat me a can d bar
can d bar by Big dude6474859 September 14, 2017

can't'st'd've

Basically, I can not but would have.
Person1: Hey can you come over to my place?
Person2: I can't'st'd've
Person1: ...
Person1: What the fu-
can't'st'd've by Trashcanguy. January 4, 2024

You can suck my A, B, C, and D! 

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick
Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

i can dig elvis

The best and worst words you can say to a Destiel shipper.
Normal person: I can dig Elvis.

Destiel shipper: *muffled* I can't help falling in love with you.

i can do anything 

CHAOS CHAOS!!, I CAN DO ANYTHING!! -Jevil
i can do anything by Axanery November 27, 2018

can dance 

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet
I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.
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