can you dont
can you dont by True Vee Vee December 15, 2017
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Can you dont?
Can you dont? by Sitting in my Bugatti July 30, 2021
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can you dont • I Don't Know, Can You • if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood • If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock • don't boop if you can't poop • Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate • don't touch what you can't afford • Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex • Don't play the game if you can't play the game • Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........
I dont know, can you?
Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
I dont know, can you? by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
can you don't
can you don't by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021
if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft
(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.
if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu
A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’
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