can of crushed arseholes 

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

can of crushed arseholes by Electric Turnip May 9, 2006

can of crushed assholes 

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by CCK March 8, 2005

can of crushed assholes 

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes 

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

can of crushed assholes by Browning Smears November 15, 2003