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camenisch 

1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.

2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
I just saw a camenisch. Well, actually I smelled him before I saw him. Then I threw up.
camenisch by CatScratchFever October 15, 2012

Canenglish 

The accent of New Yorkers. A split between Canadian and American accents.
"That New Yorker definitely has a distinct accent."
"Because it's Canenglish."
Canenglish by AlexEnglish November 15, 2011
(kəˈmēlizəm)

n.

An economic and political idea in which the production, distribution, and exchange of products or services are privately owned, however regulated by the community, laws are made legal by true democratic vote, the people are judge, jury, and enforcer, and public officials are decided on directly by the people, rather than through a representation of the people's will. The extent of said elected officials ends at being ambassadors, and drafting laws for the people to vote on.
Camellism is almost a mix of Socialism and Capitalism, taking the good parts of both, and piecing them together, into its own ideology.
Camellism by Camellias December 19, 2017

Cameralised 

John cameralised his onion on Saturday evening.
Cameralised by Chicken Knuggets November 17, 2017

Camelism 

A sigma religion that is led by THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MONTAIN MONK, the followers are the camels.
Camelism is a sigma religion
Camelism by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

Camenality

The distinctively different personalities of camels.
He has a beautiful camenality, in reference to a camel.
Camenality by anonymous March 28, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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