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camenisch 

1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.

2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
I just saw a camenisch. Well, actually I smelled him before I saw him. Then I threw up.
camenisch by CatScratchFever October 15, 2012
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Canenglish 

The accent of New Yorkers. A split between Canadian and American accents.
"That New Yorker definitely has a distinct accent."
"Because it's Canenglish."
Canenglish by AlexEnglish November 15, 2011
(kəˈmēlizəm)

n.

An economic and political idea in which the production, distribution, and exchange of products or services are privately owned, however regulated by the community, laws are made legal by true democratic vote, the people are judge, jury, and enforcer, and public officials are decided on directly by the people, rather than through a representation of the people's will. The extent of said elected officials ends at being ambassadors, and drafting laws for the people to vote on.
Camellism is almost a mix of Socialism and Capitalism, taking the good parts of both, and piecing them together, into its own ideology.
Camellism by Camellias December 19, 2017

Cameralised 

John cameralised his onion on Saturday evening.
Cameralised by Chicken Knuggets November 17, 2017

Camelism 

A sigma religion that is led by THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MONTAIN MONK, the followers are the camels.
Camelism is a sigma religion
Camelism by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

Camenality

The distinctively different personalities of camels.
He has a beautiful camenality, in reference to a camel.
Camenality by anonymous March 28, 2024