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California sunrise 

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.
I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

california sunrise 

a type of weed, nice flavor ;)
as the name implies it's often smoked in cali
-ey smack i need somethin da smoke (homes)

-chill out dawg i got some new california sunrise for ya (me)

-aight lets hit the bong (homes)

California Sunrise 

When you wake up from a long night and feel a pain in your bum.
“I woke up early in the morning with a pain in my rear and Jamal in my bed. A hell of a California Sunrise!”

California Sunrise

When you get so high over the course of the years that you no longer have grasp of reality; ideally, coming to the conclusion that life is a simulation and everyone is a pawn of Charles Manson, the incarnation of Jesus Christ, and every subsequent Jesus-lookalike is just a facet of his personality that got away.
Ted: I think I'll have a California Sunrise on the rocks, please.

Bartender: No problem - will that be shaken, stirred, or lightly soused?

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026