Definitions by shrimpleythebest

California Sunrise

When you get so high over the course of the years that you no longer have grasp of reality; ideally, coming to the conclusion that life is a simulation and everyone is a pawn of Charles Manson, the incarnation of Jesus Christ, and every subsequent Jesus-lookalike is just a facet of his personality that got away.

Ted: I think I'll have a California Sunrise on the rocks, please.

Bartender: No problem - will that be shaken, stirred, or lightly soused?

California Sunrise by shrimpleythebest July 25, 2026

butterball turkey

When a 400-600lb. girl gets on her back and tells you to screw her in missionary.

Todd: I bagged another butterball/butterball turkey last night.

**Not to be confused with rotisserie chicken, which refers to women in the 200-300lb. range.**

butterball turkey by shrimpleythebest July 25, 2026