MdstandsforMYDICK's definitions

2 Goat

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

by MdstandsforMYDICK April 23, 2023

Kirr him

When you end up in the castle of a medieval chinese warlord and have committed great grievances

"Supreme chancellor we didn't mean to double penetrate your daughter!"

".... kirr him"

by MdstandsforMYDICK January 6, 2025

Lion's Tail

When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.

Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!

by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024

Lil tay is hot

A phrase to get you on a watch list.

My friend frank was giving off strange vibes after proclaiming to me that lil tay is hot.

by MdstandsforMYDICK May 28, 2024

The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.

"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

California Sunrise

When you wake up from a long night and feel a pain in your bum.

“I woke up early in the morning with a pain in my rear and Jamal in my bed. A hell of a California Sunrise!”

by MdstandsforMYDICK June 29, 2023

The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.

"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023