caledon 

a town about 45 minutes northwest of T.O.

yo where do u live?
caledon man!

caledon by boy11 February 14, 2009

Caledon 

a little town in the middle of nowhere.

Where are we I only see cows and farms!
Oh we`re in Caledon

Caledon by patty mcpatters November 2, 2011

caedon

Caedon is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.

wow, i want to be a caedon

caedon by all the usernames!!! June 7, 2016

Caedon

The cutest bean bear in the world. He is a strong boi who has been hurt many times but he is a man of honor and ...he is kind, loyal and very smart...if you meet him, you are blessed. He is your true friend and if you are in a relationship with him...he is loving, sentimental, and a amazing adventure and life partner.

You: I really love this ,Caedon ...he a real goofball

Caedon by Cynder Bear January 1, 2020

Caledonia

A girl who is so beautiful and cool. She's kind and gentle, but also strong and determined. She's generous and calm, but also can definitely have a shit ton of fun. You definitely want to party with her.

Jeff: "Omg watch out here comes Caledonia, she's so fucking sexy!”
Dave: " Ya I know she was at Kayley's party. She's so fun!"

Caledonia by jumbowumbo September 14, 2019

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

Caledonian Sleeper by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Caledonia

tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.

have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.

Caledonia by _c_oo_l_ January 7, 2018