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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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