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Cakeatarian 

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).
Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!
Cakeatarian by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012

cakeeater 

1. (noun./adj.)- someone who is rich, goes shopping every weekend =x

2. irene
irenes a cakeeater
cakeeater by WHO ELSE! March 21, 2003
Generally a lesbian oriented fetish. Strictly related to overweight lesbians, involving dessert foodgroups, cake being the most common.
Gina and butch have an obsession with performing cakefat on a nightly basis.
Cakefat by Ovet December 24, 2005

Cakeathonfilmywatch 

The act of baking and subsequently watching a film never previously watched whilst consuming aforementioned baked goods.
Would you like to come to my house for a cakeathonfilmywatch this weekend?

Cakeater 

A person who gives the least amount of effort possible; created by coach Pec of the Prairie Ridge baseball team when referring to those who had not shown up at school that day to play, as he called it, The Black Ops when it first came out.
All of those who don't go to weightlifting and instead play The Black Ops are all cakeaters.
Cakeater by Myman48585 September 30, 2011

Cokecated 

When someone has had a line/lot of coke in one go and it hits the back of your eyes/throat causing you to squint and laugh. Then you feel like hitting the pan for an half hour dump! Good stuff.
What the f**k that line was massive how did that nose suck that up hes cokecated? hang on, a shite is needed now!
Cokecated by Shandy Pants September 26, 2010