cakeeater

1. (noun./adj.)- someone who is rich, goes shopping every weekend =x

2. irene

irenes a cakeeater

by WHO ELSE! March 21, 2003

Cakestered

This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.

I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.

by Witt227 March 8, 2013

cake eater

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.

"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"

by Britta D June 1, 2005

caketaker

somebody who is not liked for some reason used by Stingray from neighbours

you are a spiggin caketaker boyd

by spigiin caketaker October 10, 2005

cake-eater

Supposedly dubbed by Marie Antoinette during the French Revolution. When citizens complained to her that the peasants were starving and that she should give them bread, she replied, "Let them eat cake!"

It is now used as a nickname for all people who live in Edina, MN. Although meant to be an insult (for the dominantely white, rich, and stuck-up high school), many students from Edina now take pride in it. Example: An Edina sports shirt that read, "Cake: Breakfast of Champions"

This term is most well known by its reference to Edina native Adam Banks in "The Mighty Ducks."

Stupid cake-eaters, I hate them all!

by MN Native February 14, 2006

reverse cakester

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

cakesterbation

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

by The Don2 October 2, 2007