cakeatear
cakeatear by Jasmine & Katherine June 4, 2021
Words you can keep
Cakestered
This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.
Cakestered by Witt227 March 8, 2013
Related Words
cakeatear • Cakeatarian • Cakeater • Cakester • caketease • cafetearia • cakesterbation • cakester cave • Cakestered • Caketarian
reverse cakester
a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.
Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.
cum + poop = reverse cakester
cum + poop = reverse cakester
reverse cakester by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011
caketease
caketease by GamecockGuy1987 July 19, 2012
cakesterbation
The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.
Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
cakesterbation by The Don2 October 2, 2007
oreo cakesters
oreo cakesters by bigxxbang May 15, 2008
Noob oreo cakester
Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.
Noob oreo cakester by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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