cakeatear 

A person who decorates cakes, someone who strictly professionalises in the decorating and cof cake

I decorate cakes therefore I am a cakeatear

cakeatear by Jasmine & Katherine June 4, 2021

Cakestered

This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.

I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.

Cakestered by Witt227 March 8, 2013

reverse cakester 

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

reverse cakester by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

caketease

noun: a woman or girl who promises to provide baked goods, but doesn't deliver.

Kortni promised to bring a cake to the office... a month ago. She's a real caketease.

caketease by GamecockGuy1987 July 19, 2012

cakesterbation 

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.

Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.

cakesterbation by The Don2 October 2, 2007

oreo cakesters 

the best things in the WORLD <3

these oreo cakesters are like freaking heaven.

oreo cakesters by bigxxbang May 15, 2008

Noob oreo cakester 

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.

Dude, you are such a noob oreo cakester.

Noob oreo cakester by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010