cak.

Slang for the following:
1.) A bit of poo/excrement
2.) Something deemed to be rubbish, inferior or just shit...

1.)..."Have you seen that cat, i'm sure it just had a cak in your flower bed." ..."Hey, is that cak on your shoe; smells like cak, looks like cak....must be some cak."

2.) "Hey, (whoever) you do talk such cak!!"....."Have you seen that film insert own film it was just complete cak!"

cak. by casperohill78 January 26, 2017

CAK 

Short for 'Crunk Ass Kid'

Did you just see what CAK did? That Coy is the crunkest of all the kids I know.

CAK by CAK's Dad March 1, 2017

cak 

Alternate pronunciation of "cock", the male sex organ. Used as a slang term.

Guy: "I'd like to take my cak and slap her across the face."
Guy's friends: "hahahaha"

cak by Firemaneric April 30, 2006

cak 

slang for penis.

"my cak is hanging out of my pants."

cak by Hakins March 30, 2004

Cak 

A new-age, ever-popular growing, slang way to say cock. Also pronounced with a "y" sound preceding the A.

It is a well known fact that everyone on earth is a cak except for Craig.

Cak by CDBek September 5, 2003

Cak 

A huge giant monster penis.

Have you seen Matt's huge cak, I have to take an elevator to the top just to fuck him!

Cak by MattyDaddy May 26, 2003

Cak 

Multiple Dick's; 2 or more Penises.

That chick just seriously took some serious Cak!

Cak by CameronlikesCak April 22, 2010