Cak

A new-age, ever-popular growing, slang way to say cock. Also pronounced with a "y" sound preceding the A.

It is a well known fact that everyone on earth is a cak except for Craig.

by CDBek September 5, 2003

Cak

A huge giant monster penis.

Have you seen Matt's huge cak, I have to take an elevator to the top just to fuck him!

by MattyDaddy May 26, 2003

Cak

Multiple Dick's; 2 or more Penises.

That chick just seriously took some serious Cak!

by CameronlikesCak April 22, 2010

Cak

a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.

The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.

by James Merchant July 18, 2003

Cak

1. British way of saying 'cock'.

2. An African male sex organ

Pak the ca' in the cak.

by George Cocksucker December 7, 2006

Cak

1. Cake or similar confectionery.
2. A small, plastic cactus.

"May I have a piece of cak?"

by Lord Thrusting Of Banterbury January 20, 2015

CAK

Short for 'Crunk Ass Kid'

Did you just see what CAK did? That Coy is the crunkest of all the kids I know.

by CAK's Dad March 1, 2017