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Caged Monkey 

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
Caged Monkey by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014
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Caged Monkey 

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
Caged Monkey by DJ-RT October 8, 2008

caged like a monkey 

when u shit on someone in fortnite
your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
caged like a monkey by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

Cage Monkey 

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.
The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.
Cage Monkey by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

Gorilla in the monkey cage 

Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.
After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".

Monkey cage 

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.
"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."
Monkey cage by wildbill001 May 24, 2009

Monkey in the Bird Cage 

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)
Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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