cafiso
You are a cafiso
cafiso by Starbuck2.0 March 21, 2017
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caisoon
A large posse or group of wreckless metrosexuals or jocks. Caisoons are generally found in college pubs and bars looking to prove their maculinity by consuming copius amounts of liquor and narcotics. Caisoons are prone to losing in fist fights and will almost always plot a fruitless revenge at the local fast food establishment afterwards.
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camisole
Little tight stretchy strappy top for girls and women. Used to be underwear but now seen worn by girls/women of all ages, classes, fashion sensibilities.
Can be cotton, polyester, nylon and often a combination with Lycra, eg: cotton/lycra mix.
Can be cotton, polyester, nylon and often a combination with Lycra, eg: cotton/lycra mix.
camisole by A. A. Smith July 17, 2005
Freudian camisole
A Freudian camisole is a variation on the common phrase "Freudian slip." A Freudian slip is when you accidentally say something that reveals something about your subconscious mind. In contrast, a Freudian camisole is when you accidentally hear something wrong. This may or may not reveal something about your subconscious.
(A camisole is a type of undergarment, like a slip. This is a pun.)
(A camisole is a type of undergarment, like a slip. This is a pun.)
Girl: And that's where the road intersects-
Boy: *not paying attention* Wait did you say sex?
Girl: What? No. You heard me wrong. Must have been a Freudian camisole...
Boy: *not paying attention* Wait did you say sex?
Girl: What? No. You heard me wrong. Must have been a Freudian camisole...
Freudian camisole by Eden O. September 3, 2010
cafista
a person who works in a cafe/coffee shop or who is excessively obsessed with coffee and coffee products.
cafista by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 27, 2014
Carisoprodol
Hella good muscle relaxer, kills back pain, and muscle spasms like a charm. Be careful though it can be quite addicting due to its euphoric effects and sedation
My back was hurting like shit this weekend until my doctor prescribed me carisoprodol, now I’m happy and not feeling pain
Carisoprodol by PENIS$TINK April 9, 2021
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