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A large posse or group of wreckless metrosexuals or jocks. Caisoons are generally found in college pubs and bars looking to prove their maculinity by consuming copius amounts of liquor and narcotics. Caisoons are prone to losing in fist fights and will almost always plot a fruitless revenge at the local fast food establishment afterwards.
"It was one of those guys in that caisoon over there that spilled his drink on me last time. Thats why he has that black eye"
caisoon by Segzy September 4, 2008
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A really sexy boy that has a big dick and brown hair with blue eyes he's not really a talkative person he likes girls alot
Caison is so hot
caison by Cathy McCoy June 24, 2018
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A big, beautiful man who is full of love. He loves to workout and help your grandmother across the street.Not one for small talk, only engages in deep conversation. If you don't have a caisson in your life you need one.
That guy is such a caisson, he's so cool.
caisson by Big uy September 14, 2020
Caision, you're so hot.
Gimme a jow blob.
caision by sakdismx November 23, 2021
Caision, you're so hot!
Gimme a jow blob.
caision by sakdismx November 23, 2021
The hotttttessst person you know.
Caision, you're so hot!
Gimme a jow blob.
caision by sakdismx November 23, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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