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A person who partonizes a cafake.
Cafakers love the system.
cafaker by oniondip October 26, 2006
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Old cafateria hag 

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
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An establishment which poses as a typical 'neighborhood' cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate entity, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
Usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.

See also: Starbucks, Au Bon Pain, Panera Bread, Seattle's Best
A) When she walked in, Sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.

B) I always thought the Starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then I went to Europe.
cafake by oniondip October 26, 2006
A bottle or some sort of container you urinate in when you can't get up or are too lazy to.
John was driving across the country and in order to save time he urinated in a cafader.
cafader by m0lk November 14, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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