cafake 

An establishment which poses as a typical 'neighborhood' cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate entity, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
Usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.

See also: Starbucks, Au Bon Pain, Panera Bread, Seattle's Best

A) When she walked in, Sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.

B) I always thought the Starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then I went to Europe.

cafake by oniondip October 26, 2006

cafafee 

A pet fish that recognizes the alphabet.

Last night my cafafee spelled the word "fish!"

cafafee by ImpracticalWords March 21, 2017

cefake 

Noun: A store brand cereal knock off. Rather than ceREAL, it's ceFAKE.

I really enjoy these Marshmellow Matties. They're my favorite cefake. Just as good, if not better than lucky Charms.

cefake by Konbadboi June 17, 2016

carake 

A carrot cake

I LOVE CARAKES

carake by SsadlyItsMe October 19, 2020

carake 

A carrot cake

I JUST LIVE CARAKES

carake by SsadlyItsMe October 19, 2020

cafarella 

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug

A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.

cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020

Old cafateria hag 

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around

Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.

Old cafateria hag by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017