A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

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cuckmobile

A vehicle used by one or more cucks to carry out their cuckery

Quick, to the cuckmobile Andrew!

cuckmobile by Neilson Smeilson April 24, 2020

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Cockmoney

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"

Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!

Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

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