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cackjoust 

1.To thrust with an erect male penis

Did you see Will cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!
cackjoust by wpiiltlt May 22, 2003
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cackjoust 

the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.
err. dude you are a fucking cack jouster

you blatenly cackjoust on da reg , you fag.
cackjoust by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

cack joust 

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis
I will cack joust you in the back
cack joust by Mitchelll September 3, 2006

cockjoust 

1.To thrust with an erect male penis
Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!
cockjoust by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

Cockjoust 

The action in which two fellow males whip their footlong cocks out after one is cockblocked (when a worthy opponent slaps his cock over yours as you’re about to achieve penetration) and engage in a duel of the fate
Jim came in and cockblocked me when I was about to meet insertion; I had no choice but to formally challenge him to a cockjoust”
Cockjoust by No.ope December 7, 2021

cackholster 

a term created by Omar (of michigan myspace chat) used to describe a skank, or a faggot who uses their mouth for for oral masturbation, has cock in their mouth, or consentingly sucks on cack cock. Is never used in a nice, or positive way
Omar--Skank keep my name out of your cackholster
random skank--O..im sorry omar, please forgive me and please dont send me any spam. You are the Almighty omar, the God of Chat!!
cackholster by valere March 13, 2008

cackholster 

a word (created by Omar of michigan myspace chat) that means having cock in your mouth, putting cock in your mouth, any sort of insult, and never used in a positive way.
Omar--keep my name out of your cackholster you fuckin skank
random skank--Oh im sorry omar, please dont spam me now! ill do anything you want oh great one!!
cackholster by valere March 13, 2008
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