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cackjoust 

the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.
err. dude you are a fucking cack jouster

you blatenly cackjoust on da reg , you fag.
cackjoust by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

cack joust 

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis
cack joust by Mitchelll September 3, 2006

cockjoust 

1.To thrust with an erect male penis
Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!
cockjoust by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

Cockjoust 

The action in which two fellow males whip their footlong cocks out after one is cockblocked (when a worthy opponent slaps his cock over yours as you’re about to achieve penetration) and engage in a duel of the fate
“Jim came in and cockblocked me when I was about to meet insertion; I had no choice but to formally challenge him to a cockjoust”
Cockjoust by No.ope December 7, 2021

cackholster 

a term created by Omar (of michigan myspace chat) used to describe a skank, or a faggot who uses their mouth for for oral masturbation, has cock in their mouth, or consentingly sucks on cack cock. Is never used in a nice, or positive way
Omar--Skank keep my name out of your cackholster
random skank--O..im sorry omar, please forgive me and please dont send me any spam. You are the Almighty omar, the God of Chat!!
cackholster by valere March 13, 2008

cackholster 

a word (created by Omar of michigan myspace chat) that means having cock in your mouth, putting cock in your mouth, any sort of insult, and never used in a positive way.
Omar--keep my name out of your cackholster you fuckin skank
random skank--Oh im sorry omar, please dont spam me now! ill do anything you want oh great one!!
cackholster by valere March 13, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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