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When you get banned from IRC for being a random
AHAHAH that stupid cunt got cached
cached. by Perple July 31, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
(adj) The state of completion a pipe or other smoking device reaches once all the substance within it is reduced to ash.
Stoner1: Dude, pass the dutchie.
Stoner2: Can't man, it's cached.
cached by Stridey October 4, 2003
a collection of data duplicating original values stored elsewhere or computed earlier, where the original data are expensive to fetch or compute relative to reading the cached
the site is dead but it bet its cached somewhere
cached by meredith77777 September 30, 2005
1. The state a marijuana pipe is in after all of the green herb has been smoked.
2. A pipe full of resin.
1. "Wanna hit this? -coughcoughhackcough-"
"No dude, that shit is cached."
2. Dude, man, where's your cached pipe? I could use a resin ball right now.
cached by lebowsky January 12, 2006
When your having sex with your black friends mom and you cum inside of her, she becomes cached just like like a da pot.
Haha! your mamma's pussy is cached now!
Cached by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 12, 2017
In marijuana smoking, for a bowl to be 'cached', means that it's completely ash and can't be smoked anymore.
Never hand someone a cached bowl without announcing that it's cached, it's rude and unacceptable.
Here's the bong man, it's cached but it's your turn to reload anyway.
This bowl's cached, time to reload that shit!
Cached by Zombiebyte September 6, 2013
What the eyes of a person look like after he/she has just smoked marijuana, bloodshot and tired.
Damn man, we smoked so much weed, your eyes are cached as hell, you should use some of my clear-eyes.
cached by K. Diggity September 16, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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