cabut 

a metaphorical term regard how awesome a person is

"omg he's like cabut"
"wow he's nearly as good as cabut"

cabut by nearly cabut October 6, 2005

Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

Cautiously Pessimistic by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

Caputa

Caputa: Italian for ‘go fuck yourself’ as translated by beetlejuice.

-Hey beetlejuice, you speak Italian?
-yeah, caputa
-caputa, what does that mean?
-it means go fuck yourself

Caputa by Soft serve ice March 1, 2020

cabtfwtfe

cock and ball torture from wikipedia the free encyclopedia

did you get some intense cabtfwtfe last night?

cabtfwtfe by Puppuccino January 10, 2021

Stercus caput 

Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.

Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)

Stercus caput by JMUK July 17, 2012

Caution Call 

The act of calling your girlfriend (or anyone for that matter) and hanging up right away simply so it says "Missed Call from 'your name'".

Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.

Dude A: "Crap I told that girl I would call her!"
Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!"
Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"

Caution Call by adri0801 August 5, 2009

alex cabot

An extremely beautiful character played by Stephanie March that used to be in Law and Order: SVU. She was the Assistant District Attorney, and had the hottest glasses. One may now find her in the new show, Conviction.

Alex Cabot is queen.

alex cabot by .alex. July 29, 2006