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Cabob is the biggest goon ever and was born and raised in the mean streets of Highspire PA. He is known for always being injured and for his big belly status. It is also quite common to see him crash his dirt bike on the streets of harrisburg.
Yo dude you keep getting injured your starting to be like Cabob
Cabob by bigdomdapluggg January 8, 2025
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Cat cabob 

Last night my man skewered my pussy with his cat cabob
Cat cabob by Indabutt April 22, 2017

ass cabob 

coke bottle (32 oz)
ass cabob by dale seymour November 12, 2003

Nut cabob 

Nut cabob by Manders74 May 24, 2017

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

benadryl cabbage patch 

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

Cabo San Lucas 

Lots of booze, girls, hot guys, and minimal creepers. Party town. What happens in Cabo.. stays in Cabo.
Let's go to Cabo San Lucas and visit the Squid Roe next week to have some serious fun!
Cabo San Lucas by yayayayme December 9, 2011