c0bra

You just got raw-dogged mid-air by a Brazilian menace. He’s seen your playbook, wiped with it, and backflipped on your corpse. You thought you had skills? Nah, you just got Cobra’d. No lube, no chance

You just got raw-dogged mid-air by a Brazilian menace. He’s seen your playbook, wiped with it, and backflipped on your corpse. You thought you had skills? Nah, you just got C0bra’d. No lube, no chance

by gomlhctib May 12, 2025

Surrender Cobra

A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.

When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar March 8, 2016

Cobra chicken

An alternative name for a Canada Goose coined by a Mexican labourer in 2018. The name is meant to capture the ferocious nature and frequent hissing observed among Canada Geese.

If you're trying to cut through the field by the pond, look out for attacking cobra chickens.

by Mink Slaughter June 17, 2018

Cobrashark

The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.

"I'm leaving you, for Cobrashark."

by Cobrashark February 3, 2010

Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.

Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!

by Cubby460 May 24, 2013

Cobra Kai

The baddest badass dojo in the Valley.

If you are a Cobra Kai you'll win some high school babes. You never know, you might get one that's on the cover of Playboy later on in life

Never fuck with Tory one mistake and you're fucked

Why is that

Because she is part of the Cobra Kai dojo. Don't step near her or she'll knock your teeth in

by JohnCole420 February 8, 2021

COBRA COBRA COBRA

Warning call from male secret service agents to female secret service agents that Joe Biden is on the move, naked heading for the swimming pool while he was vice president.

COBRA COBRA COBRA, Celtic is on the move, clear passage to pool.

by 79Jupiters May 2, 2020