c.j.b.

1. Cheap Jewish Bastard

"The boss is such a C.J.B., he wouldn't even give me a $1.00 raise"

by Moonminer January 4, 2008

Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.

The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

by keith0824 July 18, 2010

B.J.C.

B.J.C.: Big Johnny's Corner; it's the epitomy of camaraderie, among cigar afficionados... a fellowship of kickass people-friends & newcomers alike, coming together to relax, smoke cigars, bullshit, exchange jokes, asking bizarre (and often disturbing) hypothetical questions after the evening's closing of the humidor that they congregate at.

Big Johnny: What are you up to tonight?
Wino Joe: I'm joining you at the B.J.C. and discuss trannies!
Big Johnny: Sweet! Make sure you dont let the spies & moles know the code to the back gate!

by Freckletastic November 26, 2010

J.B.C

"Jet Black Club" having pubes that are darker than the midnight sky. hence the name jet black.

"wow niki, you're blonde but a member of the J.B.C?"
"i know right"

by j.b.c11 July 20, 2009

I.S.B.F.J.C

The first letters of
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S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock

I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's

by My dick fell off ! March 6, 2022

T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

Acronym: True-beliver-of-Jesus-Christ
-following-in-Him.

Due to the man's constant obedience in the teachings of Jesus Christ, was commonly considered by his mentors to be a T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

by C.C.P.2000. December 15, 2025

C I M B J

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

by WesternFish September 24, 2009