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Hit The High "C" 

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.
"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""
Hit The High "C" by MagickDio March 3, 2010

"c"hitty wit it 

V. To wildly dance around with apparently no shame.
Is that your dad out there gettin "c"hitty wit it?
"c"hitty wit it by E. Chit June 14, 2007

C-hitler-C 

What c-jay-c should reall be called.
C-hitler-C by 666 February 21, 2005

hitting the c note

When you are getting headjob and about to blow your load
she hitting the c note, she hitting the C note on my beef flute
hitting the c note by Mr. Boobarelle February 10, 2007

chittaphon 

a fine a** man that makes you suffer a lot but you love him anyway.
damn he’s such a chittaphon i love him.
chittaphon by ilovechittaphon February 25, 2018
Chitch, a portmanteau of chick and bitch.
Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
chitch by natalie portmanteaux June 13, 2021