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A Smart, unique individual that is both stubborn and compromising. He will do anything to help you out, but will expect some fun along the way. Forgiving and kind, this individual looks beyond peoples weakness to see the real person inside. Sure to make a real difference in the world. Smart, witty, and funny. Byrnes is one in a million.
Oh look, its Byrnes.
Byrnes by Seaweedbc February 17, 2010
Words you can keep
The ultimate form of gluttony with any material. Also, can be used as a description of someone who is the reality version of Homer Simpson.
Matt ate four burgers and then got drunk and fell down the stairs. He pulled a byrnes.

How do you rupture your spleen??? Pulling a Byrnes
byrnes by Ian Howell August 13, 2006

James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy 

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.
James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty

James F. Byrnes High School

A high school in Duncan, SC. Byrnes is famous for their football team, and most people at Byrnes are carzy about them. Rednecks are abundant. Some teachers are amazing while others (aka coaches) just suck. Pretty much the average run of the mill school.
Hmmm, look at all the rednecks...we must be at James F. Byrnes High School

James F. Byrnes High School

A high school in South Carolina named after, of course, James F. Byrnes. A pretty good sized good with an amaizing football team and marching band. Basically your normal everyday high school with fighting, drama, cliques, laughing, stressfulness. The usual.
She is so average. She must of attended James F. Byrnes High School.

CJ Byrnes 

n. A person with such bad coordination he can’t ride a bike.
Did you see that CJ Byrnes lookin mother fucker just eat shit on that Schwinn?
CJ Byrnes by Pinkbutthole August 18, 2020

Liam Thomas Byrnes 

A lovely man who is extremely well groomed and has chiseled muscles. He is usually trying to muffle his swag because if it was fully exposed the chicks wouldn't be able to resist him. He looks fly in every color and can rock a speedo. Every woman dreams of being with this generous lover.
Beth: Oh look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes! He is so swagalicious! Mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmm!
Andrea: Oh yeah he is a spicy one!

Torra: Oh whoa look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes he is soooooo yummy, look at those triceps. OOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!
McKenzie: Uhm ma gawd he is a swagasaurus rex. RAWR!
Liam Thomas Byrnes by Liam Byrnes August 22, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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