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A Smart, unique individual that is both stubborn and compromising. He will do anything to help you out, but will expect some fun along the way. Forgiving and kind, this individual looks beyond peoples weakness to see the real person inside. Sure to make a real difference in the world. Smart, witty, and funny. Byrnes is one in a million.
Oh look, its Byrnes.
Byrnes by Seaweedbc February 17, 2010
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The ultimate form of gluttony with any material. Also, can be used as a description of someone who is the reality version of Homer Simpson.
Matt ate four burgers and then got drunk and fell down the stairs. He pulled a byrnes.

How do you rupture your spleen??? Pulling a Byrnes
byrnes by Ian Howell August 13, 2006

James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy 

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.
James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty

James F. Byrnes High School

A high school in Duncan, SC. Byrnes is famous for their football team, and most people at Byrnes are carzy about them. Rednecks are abundant. Some teachers are amazing while others (aka coaches) just suck. Pretty much the average run of the mill school.
Hmmm, look at all the rednecks...we must be at James F. Byrnes High School

James F. Byrnes High School

A high school in South Carolina named after, of course, James F. Byrnes. A pretty good sized good with an amaizing football team and marching band. Basically your normal everyday high school with fighting, drama, cliques, laughing, stressfulness. The usual.
She is so average. She must of attended James F. Byrnes High School.

CJ Byrnes 

n. A person with such bad coordination he can’t ride a bike.
Did you see that CJ Byrnes lookin mother fucker just eat shit on that Schwinn?
CJ Byrnes by Pinkbutthole August 18, 2020

Liam Thomas Byrnes 

A lovely man who is extremely well groomed and has chiseled muscles. He is usually trying to muffle his swag because if it was fully exposed the chicks wouldn't be able to resist him. He looks fly in every color and can rock a speedo. Every woman dreams of being with this generous lover.
Beth: Oh look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes! He is so swagalicious! Mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmm!
Andrea: Oh yeah he is a spicy one!

Torra: Oh whoa look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes he is soooooo yummy, look at those triceps. OOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!
McKenzie: Uhm ma gawd he is a swagasaurus rex. RAWR!
Liam Thomas Byrnes by Liam Byrnes August 22, 2011
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