byotu

Bring your own turn up

Yo byotu!

byotu by Danricker May 21, 2018

Blotunda 

A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.

Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.

Blotunda by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018

byotch 

basically, a more appropriate way to say 'bitch'

just don't say it to your teacher's face.

hey byotch, let's go shopping

omg, Mrs. Frizzle is such a byotch. (eye roll)

byotch by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021

BLOTUS 

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

brotus 

Etymological history of the term brotus stems far back into the time of the Roman Empire. It is a modern day spin off based on the character description of Brutus, who was the famous assassin of Caesar. To be a brutus to someone is to stab them in the back and show no respect for them. Brotus is the antonym to the word brutus which, is a term that can be described as brotherhood. When someone is close friends with someone they are considered to be their brotus. The term brotus is the masculine version of term. The feminine version of the word is brotusette, and the plural masculine is brotusi.

John: "Is this guy you brought with legit?"
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."

brotus by Joseph Ihrke March 23, 2008

botud 

black out throw up drunk

I was too depressed to celebrate my 28th birthday, because I got botud on Friday night.

I'm stuck in the office until 4:00am, while all of my friends are botud.

The only thing I like more than meaningful conversation with friends is getting botud with friends.

botud by Dadi Rick Face January 25, 2013

broturday 

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.

Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday

broturday by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012