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1) Quite possibly any health problem you can have.

2) Any unexplained illness or injury.
Holy Fuck, Jules got botulism from all that curry!
by Rhombus of Love August 17, 2005
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Nov 26 Word of the Day
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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flesh-eating form of food poisoning, usually resulting from eating Ben's cooking, can result in decomposition, making the sufferer technically a living cadaver
Luke: Bloody nora i've got a bit of the old BOTULISM - i'll never eat one of Ben's bacon sandwiches again; oh bugger my leg's fell off - felch!
by Ben and Luke May 23, 2008
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3
another way of saying "lame", "stupid", etc.
"that is like, SO botulism."
by shadylady1234 November 13, 2009
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the religion or belief a slow person, known as a bot, may worship.
by TheBotGod November 22, 2019
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BOTulism is commenting on social media by a worthless, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking BOT, particularly on Twitter. This word just came to me as I was trying to read serious dialog on Twitter. There is just so much you can take of the ignorant, willfully uninformed bacteria that plagues social media, so this connection between internet ‘bots’ and poisonous bacteria infecting real communicative endeavor seems apropos.

worthless bottom-feeding commenting scum-sucking BOT willfully spreading ignorance infecting with bacteria that plagues social media infecting social media with poisonous bacteria poisonous
BOTulism is a waste of my time on Twitter.
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by Tangram April 22, 2019
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