1) Quite possibly any health problem you can have.

2) Any unexplained illness or injury.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

flesh-eating form of food poisoning, usually resulting from eating Ben's cooking, can result in decomposition, making the sufferer technically a living cadaver

another way of saying "lame", "stupid", etc.

the religion or belief a slow person, known as a bot, may worship.

BOTulism is commenting on social media by a worthless, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking BOT, particularly on Twitter. This word just came to me as I was trying to read serious dialog on Twitter. There is just so much you can take of the ignorant, willfully uninformed bacteria that plagues social media, so this connection between internet ‘bots’ and poisonous bacteria infecting real communicative endeavor seems apropos.

worthless bottom-feeding commenting scum-sucking BOT willfully spreading ignorance infecting with bacteria that plagues social media infecting social media with poisonous bacteria poisonous