1) Quite possibly any health problem you can have.

2) Any unexplained illness or injury.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

flesh-eating form of food poisoning, usually resulting from eating Ben's cooking, can result in decomposition, making the sufferer technically a living cadaver

another way of saying "lame", "stupid", etc.

the religion or belief a slow person, known as a bot, may worship.

BOTulism is commenting on social media by a worthless, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking BOT, particularly on Twitter. This word just came to me as I was trying to read serious dialog on Twitter. There is just so much you can take of the ignorant, willfully uninformed bacteria that plagues social media, so this connection between internet ‘bots’ and poisonous bacteria infecting real communicative endeavor seems apropos.

worthless bottom-feeding commenting scum-sucking BOT willfully spreading ignorance infecting with bacteria that plagues social media infecting social media with poisonous bacteria poisonous