BOTUS 

Abbreviation for the presidential cell phone, the Blackberry of the United States.

- Mr. President, the Speaker sent you a text an hour ago requesting your input, why haven't you responded?
- Damn it, I was out taking a smoke break and haven't checked BOTUS.
- Mr. President please text her back, she wants to know who you think will get kicked off Dancing with the Stars tonight.

BOTUS by Jan OLeary May 15, 2010

BOTUS 

"Bullshit of the United States"

Wait, you mean there are super delegates, delegates, special delegates, caucuses and pot's illegal? That's some serious BOTUS.

BOTUS by Mad Money Willy G July 23, 2016

botus 

Button of the United States.

President Trump has said that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong Un's. I agree with him. I wonder will the POTUS press the BOTUS? Who knows? Hopefully, it won't come to that.

botus by jorbeechlawnsligo January 5, 2018

BOTUS 

Beyoncé Of The United States

Beyoncé just ran for BOTUS

BOTUS by SZA’s Wife February 11, 2024

BOTUS 

Beyoncé of the United States

"Did you see the news? Beyoncé's running for Beyoncé of the United States"
"That's great! I think she'd be a great BOTUS!"

BOTUS by FlipFlopped March 3, 2024

BOTUS 

Beyoncé of the United States

Beyoncé is the best BOTUS

BOTUS by SZA’s Wife May 31, 2024

Bonus Cum 

The cum that seeps out of the tip of your penis minutes or even hours after you have had an orgasm and your initial load has emptied. This in partly due to not all the cum coming out all at once; leaving your penis to have little driblets come out at later times. The cum is usually discovered when you put on your boxers and you later find that there is jizz crusted on them. Albeit, it can still be noticed when squeezing the tip of the penis only minutes after your orgasm, having some cum seep out from the pressure of the squeeze.

Adam had sex with his girlfriend earlier and hours after finishing he noticed that his boxers were lined with dried up bonus cum.

Bonus Cum by Ellohime December 27, 2014