Bwner 

A boner caused by incredible pwnage, your sexual arousal being triggered by the total dominance of everybody around you.

I got a bwner when I beat the shit out of those bank robbers.


Alex got a bwner when he threw a grenade into Alpha base and killed 8 people.

Bwner by I am the Poog. February 13, 2009

bwner 

a person who bwns. orginated from pwner, but is a p upsidedown. also could be boner. also used as "bwn" "bwnt" "bwnage"

you got bwnt.

i wanna bwn.

i have a bwner.

bwner by randythepwner October 7, 2004

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014

Boner Swag 

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021