Your brain is so Smoove it can do flips, very intelligent, you are capable to be the most immaculate person in the whole world. If you have a Smoove Bwain you are an intellectual, PERIODT.

"I got such a Smoove Bwain, all these ugly wrinkly bwains can't compare."

"You should see Emily's Smoove Bwain, she got a whole A in her test because of it."

"Being a Wrinkle Brain is such horror, I wish I had a Smoove Bwain like Alex."

Smoove Bwain by Biggest Smoove Bwain 101 January 7, 2021

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bwainsment

A bwainsment is a common ground where many bwain smoking individuals can commune to smoka bwain. A bwainsment is more often than not a shady environment where lighting is poor, alcohol is consumed in excess and there is a constant faint odor of piss and throw-up.

Man i got bwained out of my fucking mind in the bwainsment and puked in the corner.

Lets call up the gang and chief some bwains in the bwainsment

bwainsment by Jack Meehoff2 January 13, 2009

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Bwain

Refers to a cigarette, usually smoked in the company of shady and/or gully individuals. The term "bwain" is derived from "bone", a more common and somewhat less grimy reference to cigarettes.

Shall we retire to the bwainsment for some sweet bwain action?

Dude, I'm bwained out of my fucking mind.

I am so fucking bwained right now.

Bwain by Sleeeze Smiff January 12, 2009

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Bwain

Brain. It's when someone is not able to pronaunce "r" correctly.

A: Bwains, bwains!
B: Yo! What are you saying?!
A: Bwains!
B: Aaa, brains! Okay, you obviously have problems with the "r"!

Bwain by GringoStar September 16, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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