buttwax

The waxy sebaceous substance that forms on and around one's buttocks.

Mr. Jones, this sample cream will resolve your buttwax problem.

by Myron Mulch July 13, 2006

Bluffton Buttwax

The slime you expel whilst farting after drinking Wabash River water.

I bought some underwear at Community Thrift, and they still had some Bluffton Buttwax stuck inside

by JohnnyBlazeIT420 April 25, 2025