The guy from the pen was horny in the ass so he decided to give himself a buttwank by carving a dildo out of a bar of wet soap and beating his ass with it repeatedly.

Buttwank by ogdajuiceman May 18, 2010

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Butt wank • butt wanker • buttwink • Buttfanks • Buttwacky • Buttwanded • buttwinker • buttwinky • butt wang • butt-winkle

Buttwink

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.

As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.

Buttwink by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017

Buttwink

When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".

Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).

I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd

Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.

Buttwink by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011

buttwinky

a word to use while playing cod to sub in for fuckface or asskittens when ur not allowed to cuse

wow these buttwinky campers are pissing me off

buttwinky by sexestspongeballs April 4, 2011

Butt wank

1.An insult to some one when they've done something stupid
2.Or when a women masterbates the penis with her but cheeks

1.Craig your such a butt wank
2.Phillip can't get any so he gets Jennings to give him a butt wank

Butt wank by The one and only Dawesmister April 1, 2004

buttwink

The feeling that occurs immediatly following an extra large shit, when your butthole contracts as a result of the 2x4 that was just pushed through your 0-ring.

Man, you should have seen that turd. My butthole is still winking ;0

buttwink by Long-log-man December 21, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026