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Buttwank
The act of sexually stimulating one's anal region by the use of a dildo. Also refers to anal sex, whether it's gay or not.
The guy from the pen was horny in the ass so he decided to give himself a buttwank by carving a dildo out of a bar of wet soap and beating his ass with it repeatedly.
Buttwank by ogdajuiceman May 18, 2010
Related Words
Butt wank • butt wanker • buttwink • Buttfanks • Buttwacky • Buttwanded • buttwinker • buttwinky • butt wang • butt-winkle
Buttwink
A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.
To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.
This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.
To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.
This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.
As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.
Buttwink by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017
Buttwink
When your "brown eye" (also known as an anus hole) contracts, which causes a closing effct. Once the anus hole opens once more its ends the completion of the "buttwink".
Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
Buttwinks often occur when pinching off a turd while taking a dump or during sexual intercourse (when climaxing for both sexes).
I had to buttwink to pinch off that turd
Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.
Dude!, I was having sex with this hot chick last night and she buttwinked when she orgasmed, thats when I decided to try anal.
Buttwink by Blackrose86 January 20, 2011
buttwinky
buttwinky by sexestspongeballs April 4, 2011
Butt wank
1.An insult to some one when they've done something stupid
2.Or when a women masterbates the penis with her but cheeks
2.Or when a women masterbates the penis with her but cheeks
Butt wank by The one and only Dawesmister April 1, 2004
buttwink
The feeling that occurs immediatly following an extra large shit, when your butthole contracts as a result of the 2x4 that was just pushed through your 0-ring.
buttwink by Long-log-man December 21, 2004
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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