n. A person SO lazy, they think
having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play
video games or channel surf.
Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.
"You can 'just sit there' at
the club, too, but at least there you'll get a
lap dance while you're at it! Don't be
such a buttwumpus!"