n. A person SO
lazy, they think having
fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too
lazy to eat much.
"You can 'just sit there' at the
club, too, but at least there you'll
get a lap
dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"