buttonboi

Clit looking dick.

He's a useless fuck...He's just a buttonboi

by A Real Buttonboi February 10, 2018

buttonhole

To accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.

Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.

by FireAndRain August 16, 2004

buttsnoipe

A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.

Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!

by Telephony November 20, 2010

Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.

This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010

buttonhole

A vagina

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

by soreofhing August 12, 2009

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

Buttoncock

Having a cock so small and retracted that it is not even worthy of being referred to as a cock. Rather, it appears to be a one-holed button against the pubic region, with a very slightly pronounced rim that is the skin around the shaft. The actual bulb of the penis is sunken below this rim and appears to be no more than a fleshy button like that found on a sweater or shirt.

My friend SamERazar is such an unfortunate soul. The poor bastard can not get laid for being laughed at. Apparently his cock is so small that it hardly protrudes from his fat body. Sam therefore will be referred to from now on as Buttoncock.

by Evander Brandicci January 9, 2009