buttnoid 

A stubborn, dried deposit of feces near the anus.

Dave winced in pain as he ripped his rimhairs out attempting to pick the large buttnoid from the perimiter of his anus.

buttnoid by Rondo August 29, 2006

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid 

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid 

Term for the imaginary people dressed in blue that push the shit out.

"Hey butt-head, is the the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids?"

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid 

One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system

My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Semenifrious tublodial buttnoid 

A semen filled tubular object that is inserted inside an anus

Keep that semenifrious tublodial buttnoid away from my assholr

Semenifrious tublodial buttnoid by Krissybelle December 19, 2019

tubular butnoid 

tubular-resembling the shape of a tube.
butnoid-an entity resembling that of an ass.

1.A person who cares little about another's feelings and disrespects them on a regular basis.
2.An ass.

Hey Jim, that report was awful. I expect a good one on my desk in an hour. Ugh! What a tubular butnoid!

tubular butnoid by Alexis Saldaña April 19, 2007

buttnoodle 

A loser or someone that is rude... just like saying buuthead

Gosh your such a buttnoodle!

buttnoodle by Kalabongak October 30, 2007