buttonhole

To accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.

Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.

by FireAndRain August 16, 2004

buttonhole

A vagina

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

by soreofhing August 12, 2009

buttonhole

The thing Annie Lennox whistles through as she bounces home crying

I don't find my self bouncing home whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry

See Fart

May sometimes be confused for a Whistling Bunghole

by Aunt Jackie of Roseanne fame September 26, 2009

buttonhole

Sticking your dick in someone's belly button

I buttonholed her so hard last night.

by puppylover69 June 12, 2016

Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.

This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010

flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

by kiddingme August 6, 2008

ButtHoleCockPenis007

The best phrase used by class 20-007 to get the attention of the cock guzzling thunder cunt cadre who snoop on students by video and undermine instead of training, coaching, and mentoring.

ButtHoleCockPenis007 is why our adversaries will win the counterintelligence fight!

by TJ is a dirty pirate hooker September 24, 2020