Having a cock so small and retracted that it is not even worthy of being referred to as a cock. Rather, it appears to be a one-holed button against the pubic region, with a very slightly pronounced rim that is the skin around the shaft. The actual bulb of the penis is sunken below this rim and appears to be no more than a fleshy button like that found on a sweater or shirt.
My friend SamERazar is such an unfortunate soul. The poor bastard can not get laid for being laughed at. Apparently his cock is so small that it hardly protrudes from his fat body. Sam therefore will be referred to from now on as Buttoncock.
by Evander Brandicci January 9, 2009
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a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.
a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)
by dilary huff April 24, 2008
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2.) One who exists to knock on ass. Arguably an accusation of homosexuality.
2.) One who exists to knock on ass. Arguably an accusation of homosexuality.
by C2Y October 4, 2005
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Damn that girl be suckin buttcock, as soon as you pull it out i am putting it in my mouth i love suckin buttcock.
by rediculouse z-train May 2, 2010
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Get the Buttcock Utopia mug.1.)Shortened form of "buttknocker", made famous by Beavis and Butthead.
2.)One accused of performing anal sex.
2.)One accused of performing anal sex.
by C2Y October 4, 2005
Get the Buttknock mug.1. To cause a software or hardware malfunction in an electronic device by pressing an unknown combination or sequence of buttons. Sometimes this can be caused by someone running their fingers across the buttons on the front of a device or just mashing the buttons.
2. To exercise proficiency in a particularly awkward method of entering data into an electronic device. For instance, using a Playstation 3 controller quickly enough to have a chat session or surf the web with ease. Another example would be using a cell phone without a full qwerty keyboard to text prolifically.
2. To exercise proficiency in a particularly awkward method of entering data into an electronic device. For instance, using a Playstation 3 controller quickly enough to have a chat session or surf the web with ease. Another example would be using a cell phone without a full qwerty keyboard to text prolifically.
1. Todd buttonfucked the microwave now its stuck in the clock setting mode.
2. Doug, why don't you just marry your PS3 you buttonfuck that thing to death anyway.
2. Doug, why don't you just marry your PS3 you buttonfuck that thing to death anyway.
by Winkworth May 16, 2011
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