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Buttrumpet 

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A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.
'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'
Buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008
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Magical buttrumpet 

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A person or person's arse with the ability to fart loudly or buttrumpet at will as if by magic. A finely honed skill of sucking air into the arse to trumpet out.
'Woah, Barry's got a magical buttrumpet!'
'Yea it's incredible'

Buttruption 

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Uhhh, I just had a buttruption after eating that Taco Bell
Buttruption by Jojo101 May 10, 2009

buttpumperstein 

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Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.
Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

buttpuppet 

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My X James is a total buttpuppet.
buttpuppet by Bambi September 12, 2004

butthumper 

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Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.
Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.
butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008

buttrump 

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The Act of Dry Humping The butt.
that guy is buttrumping that other guy!
buttrump by Caleb Cardinell May 21, 2008
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