Definitions by AMNlinkinparkfan115
golden voice
Ted Williams: From NBC News, this is Today with Matt Lauer, and Meredith Vieira.
Me: Dude, that guy's got a golden voice!
Me: Dude, that guy's got a golden voice!
golden voice by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 12, 2011
hypocrite
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
hypocrite by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 5, 2011
snot mop
Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*
snot mop by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 27, 2010
mid-session flush
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
mid-session flush by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 26, 2010
roommate
Someone you live with in your dorm/apartment/house/suite etc. during your college-life, or real-world life. He/she will ultimately become either your greatest enemy or your best friend, though the latter has a slim chance of happening. IF you can avoid the first, find someone whom you 1) can bond with instantly 2) have share the same field of study (in college) or work, and 3) can trust. Keep in mind, however, that this privilege of choice more openly comes to you after your freshman year of college.
Dude 1: I hate my roommate. He's so shady, he "forgets" to pay his share of the bills, we're not in the same classes, and we never hang out! We have nothing in common!
Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!
Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!
Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
roommate by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 30, 2010
buttershoes
Guy 1: She's hot!
Guy 2: No, she's a buttershoes.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Buttershoes. Everything is hot, but her shoes.
Guy 2: No, she's a buttershoes.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Buttershoes. Everything is hot, but her shoes.
buttershoes by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 5, 2010
fastbreak
1.) An strategy in basketball, where the offense attempts to move the ball up court and into scoring position as quickly as possible, so that the defense is outnumbered and does not have time to set up.
2.) A recent addition (approximately 5-6 years ago) to the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup franchise, also called "Hershey Sidekick" in Canada (though Hershey has discontinued the candy as of September 2006 in Canada), the candy bar is coated with milk chocolate, and filled with a thick layer of peanut butter and soft nougat. Personally, I think it is perhaps the best candy ever, with its predecessor Peanut Butter Cups coming in a close second!
2.) A recent addition (approximately 5-6 years ago) to the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup franchise, also called "Hershey Sidekick" in Canada (though Hershey has discontinued the candy as of September 2006 in Canada), the candy bar is coated with milk chocolate, and filled with a thick layer of peanut butter and soft nougat. Personally, I think it is perhaps the best candy ever, with its predecessor Peanut Butter Cups coming in a close second!
1.) Basketball player Michael Jordan made several fastbreaks in his prime.
2.)
Guy 1: Oh dude, I just had a Fastbreak; it's seriously the best candy EVAR!!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah!!
2.)
Guy 1: Oh dude, I just had a Fastbreak; it's seriously the best candy EVAR!!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah!!
fastbreak by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 5, 2010