Guy 1: She's hot!
Guy 2: No, she's a buttershoes.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Buttershoes. Everything is hot, but her shoes.
Guy 2: No, she's a buttershoes.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Buttershoes. Everything is hot, but her shoes.
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 05, 2010
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 05, 2011
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 26, 2010
Ted Williams: From NBC News, this is Today with Matt Lauer, and Meredith Vieira.
Me: Dude, that guy's got a golden voice!
Me: Dude, that guy's got a golden voice!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 12, 2011
Someone you live with in your dorm/apartment/house/suite etc. during your college-life, or real-world life. He/she will ultimately become either your greatest enemy or your best friend, though the latter has a slim chance of happening. IF you can avoid the first, find someone whom you 1) can bond with instantly 2) have share the same field of study (in college) or work, and 3) can trust. Keep in mind, however, that this privilege of choice more openly comes to you after your freshman year of college.
Dude 1: I hate my roommate. He's so shady, he "forgets" to pay his share of the bills, we're not in the same classes, and we never hang out! We have nothing in common!
Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!
Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
Friend 2: Aw really? Well, my roommate's the exact opposite of yours, taking everything you said into account. He's awesome! You should come meet him!
Dude 1: For sure! Maybe us three can room together next year!
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 September 30, 2010
Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 27, 2010
A professional stuntman, gymnastics coach and free runner (i.e. parkour) from Derby, UK. His death-defying stunts and outstanding parkour moves that only a crazy person would attempt, constitutes the reasoning that this man... has pretty much NO RESPECT for Newton.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Damien Walters on YouTube?"
Guy 2: "Hell yea!! That guy jumped off a 50-foot-tall building... and lived!"
Guy 2: "Hell yea!! That guy jumped off a 50-foot-tall building... and lived!"
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 May 29, 2010