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butter your muffin 

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.
Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.
butter your muffin by Urban Tony October 22, 2006

butter your muffin 

These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.
guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?

girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.
butter your muffin by Becca-Lina August 21, 2011

Do you like butter in your muffin? 

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?
No, thank-you. Just jam for me

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)
"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026