buttchovie 

A Buttchovie is any thing that makes your butt itch.

After you leave a big dump, if your butt itches you are suffering from a case of buttchovies.

buttchovie by Ludy Dojo March 7, 2007

buttshover 

An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.

If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.

Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.

Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

buttshover by yikestbh August 21, 2017

buttchode 

a yoga instructor whom shakes her tatas at siblings and likes the word "beverage".
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the buttchode is a creature native to the outskirts of prior lake bred for its brute strength and anger. very thick skin like a rhyno buuuttttt much thicker and drier. it can be used to swung from a crane like a wrecking ball to take down large objects. it primarily feeds on black males between the ages of 19-25. a very slow and timid creature such as a sloth. the buttchode looks like a hairy orangutan and rhyno mixed. walks on two feet and very flexible.

yea the old guy in the creepy house on the corner breeds buttchodes.

look at that buttchode! its huge! its like a pokemon! ahaha!

yea my older brother died in a horrible accident with a buttchode....

buttchode by CapT8 June 15, 2009

buttchode 

a person with very chodesk features. stupidity, lameness, and funny to watch wander around clueless.

examples of a buttchode
Lauren Drilling
Shea Christianson

buttchode by thaCappa June 12, 2009

buttchoker 

Someone who chokes on cock and eggplant

Guy why are you always such a buttchoker

buttchoker by Tyttl😏 April 16, 2017