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buttchode

a yoga instructor whom shakes her tatas at siblings and likes the word "beverage".
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the buttchode is a creature native to the outskirts of prior lake bred for its brute strength and anger. very thick skin like a rhyno buuuttttt much thicker and drier. it can be used to swung from a crane like a wrecking ball to take down large objects. it primarily feeds on black males between the ages of 19-25. a very slow and timid creature such as a sloth. the buttchode looks like a hairy orangutan and rhyno mixed. walks on two feet and very flexible.
yea the old guy in the creepy house on the corner breeds buttchodes.

look at that buttchode! its huge! its like a pokemon! ahaha!

yea my older brother died in a horrible accident with a buttchode....
by CapT8 June 15, 2009
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buttchode

a person with very chodesk features. stupidity, lameness, and funny to watch wander around clueless.
examples of a buttchode
Lauren Drilling
Shea Christianson
by thaCappa June 12, 2009
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ButtHoleCockPenis007

The best phrase used by class 20-007 to get the attention of the cock guzzling thunder cunt cadre who snoop on students by video and undermine instead of training, coaching, and mentoring.
ButtHoleCockPenis007 is why our adversaries will win the counterintelligence fight!
by TJ is a dirty pirate hooker September 24, 2020
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Bigfoot Butthole

When a chick's asshole is packed and overflowing with crispy, long, pubic hair.
My boy Wagz was banging this Indian chick and when he flipped her over to hit it doggie, he was taken over by her Bigfoot butthole.
by JStackz June 8, 2017
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Butthole Cancer

Butthole Cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
If you're a gay man, then your chances of getting infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or butthole cancer) are quite high.
by Medical School October 18, 2019
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keep it on the butthole

To keep secret or private; possessing information or material that is confidential, only to an individual or select few, and must remain that way.

Popularized in late 2020 Western New York during the COVID-19 pandemic.
I don’t think we should tell Anthony about this. He has never been able to keep it on the butthole with anything. If I know that guy, he will tell everyone and their mother.
by z.e.M.D December 16, 2020
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Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome

Some people's buttholes just fuckin fall off randomly. This happens a lot in Norway.
I was diagnosed with Spontaneous Butthole Evacuation Syndrome
by The Gulath Clan March 7, 2019
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