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butt-choke 

1. noun/verb
to stick a finger in one's butt in order to induce fecal projection similar to vomit. Anal bulimia. -er someone who butt-chokes, ie: a known butt-choker

2. noun
a wide, short cigarette with a long, firm filter specially made to smoke through the anus. Scented varieties available.

3. noun/verb
a wrestling move in which the butt cheeks are used to smother the opponent until unconscious (farting before one's opponent is knocked out is a penalty)

Luke: Where did Dave go?
Chris: He ate too much bacon and cheese so now he's in the bathroom butt-choking.
Luke: Shit, I wish he would learn to do that in the toilet. It's such a pain in the ass cleaning that shit up.
Chris: Butt-choker!

Person #1: My lungs hurt from smoking so many cigarettes last night but I really want one right now.
Person #2: Want a butt-choke?
Person #1: Butt-choke? No, I only smoke those after butt-sex.

Announcer Bob: It looks like Mr. Booty-shorts and Mac are two evenly matched wrestlers.
Announcer Steve: Wait a minute, Announcer Bob, looks like Mr. BS has got Mac in the butt-choke.
Announcer Bob: You're right Steve...and he's out! I can smell it from here!
Announcer Steve: Butt-choke, Announcer Bob, butt-choke.
butt-choke by MasterDoctor March 18, 2009
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butt-choke 

verb
a. to annoy; to cause frustration
b. to place hands on one's buttocks and squeeze, applying significant amount of pressure.
Rush hour traffic really butt-chokes me!
butt-choke by Elyren February 20, 2008

Flying Butt Hole Choke 

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.
Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..

choke butt 

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.
Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!
choke butt by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

butt chode

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other flotsam that accumulates between the buttocks.
After a long day of having diarrhea and sweating I mixed up a nice batch of butt chode.
butt chode by natalie74 August 27, 2007

Butt Chode

A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.
Butt Chode by James November 9, 2004

Butt Chode

When a man's anus prolapses to an extent that it can act as a supplementary penis.
I love how my boyfriend's butt chode rubs my clit
Butt Chode by Josi4446567 February 28, 2019
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