buttattack 

A vexing situation in life that is out of one's control. A negative turn in one's day.

Man, I can't believe I overdrew my damn checking account- talk about a massive buttattack.

A buttattack in the afternoon?!? Man I shouldn't have left my cellphone on the table.

buttattack by chicky22 April 7, 2009

sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.

Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.

sixpack butt attack by jpg3 October 23, 2011

butt attack 

When the muscles of the buttocks tighten up suddenly and unnecessarily, causing the feeling that the butt is under attack.
Often times this happens when you have to poop really bad.

John: Ah, butt attack!
Moses: You have to poop, man?

butt attack by purplecalculus June 29, 2011

Butttracker 

One who tracks or follows butts they like

Stop looking at that butt you butttracker!

Butttracker by cakel April 16, 2015

bumattack

1. To be anally raped by a homosexual man.
2. Bum Failure, similar to heart failure but not fatal, your bum ceases to work and you shit yourself. No one will call 911 if you are an adult having a Bumattack in public.

1. Hey bob, y'know i was bumattacked by my roomates in college? It isn't as bad as they say it is...

2. "OH JEez, He's having a bumattack man!!! Bogus dude, let's get out of here"

bumattack by bumkenstein September 8, 2007

Buttstack 

Buttstack or buttstacking- Requires atleast two girls-- When a girl's butt is laid ontop of another girl's butt, touching it, with both girls face down. Can be done more than once.

2) Man, you won't believe what happened yesterday night! I got these two bubble butt girls in a buttstack! It was -AWESOME-!

Buttstack by Midorikawa Shun August 2, 2010

Betattack 

The means that feminazis, wokesters and hipsters use to attack normal people. A Betattack always uses words ending in -ist like racist or -phobe like xeno/homo/islamo/transphobe. The Betattack never cites actual statements or actions to support the accusation.

I outed a male teacher for trying to groom my son and the schoolboard Betattacked me as a homophobe..

Betattack by Dakawn Vick January 12, 2024