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Definitions by purplecalculus

butt attack 

When the muscles of the buttocks tighten up suddenly and unnecessarily, causing the feeling that the butt is under attack.
Often times this happens when you have to poop really bad.
John: Ah, butt attack!
Moses: You have to poop, man?
butt attack by purplecalculus June 29, 2011